REST IN PEACE,MY FRIEND.

A certain Mr Ng has been friends with me about 10 over years. We used to meet during our works in the construction industry until he quit,says about 6 years ago due to downturn in construction. Still in the pink of health ,we would oftenly phone each other and gather for a lunch or coffee.

Financially strong,he took up homekeeping as other family members maintaining their
occupation.As said,we still communicate with each other until about 3 June 2010.All my call to his mobile has no responce,thought he might have gone overseas with his family as it was a school holiday period.

Even though we are close friends,I admit I do not know any of his family members personally.My friend also do not know my family either. Its only through our casual chatting,that theres a understanding about our family.

10 June 2010, I receive a sms from his mobile phone, the message stuns me a moment. It reads "The owner of this number has passed away, please terminate this service "
Shocked,but stable, I reply, "My Condolences, Wheres the funeral, Thanks". I was expecting a reply as this news might have come from his family members informing of his death.

One hour, One day, Ten days, no reply...Haizzzzzzzz. My friend,I sincerly hope to attend your funeral wake and offer you my RESPECT,regretably, I also do not know which area you had live in before..Sob,sob, Please accept my ignorance in this confession of myself.

THREE BOWS TO YOU , MR NG . O MI TO FU....

This is very interesting..........(to women) pls take time to ponder........(to men) enjoy the story........

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideas. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life, and the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth.
And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, sealing himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him!.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?


(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is...
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!

Three Americans went into a motel to book a night. The cashier told them the room rate is USD30.00 per night without breakfast.
Three American decided to rent the room and split the bill equally. That is USD10.00 per person. The bell boy show them the room.
Later in the day, the Cashier realize that she has make a mistake as there is a promotion going on and the manager of the shift confirmed that the room under promotion is USD25.00 per night and insist the cashier return the excess USD5.00 to the guest. She send the bellboy to return the excess USD5.00 to them
The three American was gladful for their honesty and also find it hard to split the USD5.00 between 3 of them so they decided to give USD2.00 to the Bellboy as tips and each one took back USD1.00. Hence each of the American only spend USD9.00.
If we are to calculate that each American spend USD9.00, then the total they spend is USD27.00 and adding the bellboy USD2.00 they gave as tips, actual total spending is USD27 + USD2 equal to USD29.00 which originally they all spend USD30.00.

Where and what happen to the USD1.00? Who ate it up?

STUDY IS A KNOWLEDGE. KNOWLEDGEABLE PERSONS HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE.